Okay, so I ran out of formula. All of a sudden, there was an urgency in me that can only be compared to a shoe sale at Bloomies in my former life. So, I decided to "stop" into Target and pick up a "few" things. $289.00 later, and I have a bunch of baby crap. There's this new foam booster seat thing. FABULOUS! I take a shower, the baby's in it...safe and sound. Then, there is the food! Oh, it's not just formula my no-kid friends...there's rice cereal, oatmeal cereal, fruit in a handy plastic container and the combo veggies and meats. I actually bought chicken with pear. Sounded interesting..I'm pretty sure I'll be wearing it at some point in the near future. OH..and note to self: green peas and carrots make bright purple poop. Good to know. Wasn't sure if I should call the doctor, or take a picture. SOMEBODY needed to see that, that's all I'm sayin'. So, I meander over to the clothing section. OMG! The cutest things ever! So, there's washcloths, burp cloths, swaddle cloths (huh?), and a bear that "supposedly" makes "womb" sounds. That one's kinda creepy to be honest. Needless to say, countless little itty bitty outfits later, I'm frantically washing them all in "baby detergent" (seriously?) and can't wait to try everything on them. Because, apparently, all those years of Barbie play DID come in handy.
Night Night Termites...(which is Brandon's favorite saying).
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